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Product Description:
Sip your tea, coffee, or something stronger on a little square of existential perspective. The "At Least You Don’t Have VEDS" coaster delivers a splash of dark humor with a side of brutal honesty—perfect for those who cope by laughing at life’s worst.
Whether you’re surviving a quarter-life crisis, dodging your therapist’s calls, or just need a reminder that things could be worse, this coaster has your back (and your table). Featuring a clean design and unapologetic message, it's a subtle nod to those in the know—and a conversation starter for the rest.
Crafted by Dark Copium, where our motto is: “If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry—so why not both?” This coaster is not for the faint of heart, but it’s perfect for the deeply self-aware, the chronically online, and anyone who copes with gallows humor.
Specs:
Material: Durable cork + glossy top for spill resistance
Dimensions: 4" x 4" – just the right size for your coping beverage
Message: Blunt, dark, oddly comforting
Dishwasher safe? Emotionally, no. Physically, yes.
Warning: May not be suitable for family dinners, HR-approved desks, or people who take things very seriously.
Product Description:
Sip your tea, coffee, or something stronger on a little square of existential perspective. The "At Least You Don’t Have VEDS" coaster delivers a splash of dark humor with a side of brutal honesty—perfect for those who cope by laughing at life’s worst.
Whether you’re surviving a quarter-life crisis, dodging your therapist’s calls, or just need a reminder that things could be worse, this coaster has your back (and your table). Featuring a clean design and unapologetic message, it's a subtle nod to those in the know—and a conversation starter for the rest.
Crafted by Dark Copium, where our motto is: “If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry—so why not both?” This coaster is not for the faint of heart, but it’s perfect for the deeply self-aware, the chronically online, and anyone who copes with gallows humor.
Specs:
Material: Durable cork + glossy top for spill resistance
Dimensions: 4" x 4" – just the right size for your coping beverage
Message: Blunt, dark, oddly comforting
Dishwasher safe? Emotionally, no. Physically, yes.
Warning: May not be suitable for family dinners, HR-approved desks, or people who take things very seriously.