Image 1 of 1
Image 1 of 1
Image 1 of 1
Image 1 of 1
Product Description:
Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You? You wear your coping mechanism on your chest.
Introducing the "At Least You Aren’t Dead" T-shirt — a brutally honest, darkly funny way to remind the world (and yourself) that yeah, life sucks sometimes… but it could be worse. This shirt isn’t for everyone, but then again, neither are most of your coping strategies.
Designed by Dark Copium, where grief meets giggles and we turn pain into punchlines, this tee is perfect for the terminally online, the trauma-bonded, and the humorously unhinged. Whether you're out running errands, at therapy, or spiraling in style, this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Features:
Fabric: Soft, breathable 100% cotton — cozy enough to cry in
Fit: Unisex and slightly oversized — just like your emotional baggage
Color: Classic black (because your wardrobe and soul deserve to match)
Print: Bold, ironic, and just subtle enough to get a double-take
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, wear often, cope constantly.
Disclaimer:
May cause awkward laughs, weird stares, or unexpected emotional breakthroughs. Not intended to replace actual therapy, but hey—neither is your sense of humor.
Product Description:
Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You? You wear your coping mechanism on your chest.
Introducing the "At Least You Aren’t Dead" T-shirt — a brutally honest, darkly funny way to remind the world (and yourself) that yeah, life sucks sometimes… but it could be worse. This shirt isn’t for everyone, but then again, neither are most of your coping strategies.
Designed by Dark Copium, where grief meets giggles and we turn pain into punchlines, this tee is perfect for the terminally online, the trauma-bonded, and the humorously unhinged. Whether you're out running errands, at therapy, or spiraling in style, this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Features:
Fabric: Soft, breathable 100% cotton — cozy enough to cry in
Fit: Unisex and slightly oversized — just like your emotional baggage
Color: Classic black (because your wardrobe and soul deserve to match)
Print: Bold, ironic, and just subtle enough to get a double-take
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, wear often, cope constantly.
Disclaimer:
May cause awkward laughs, weird stares, or unexpected emotional breakthroughs. Not intended to replace actual therapy, but hey—neither is your sense of humor.